lilyjamesbisexual:

me on december 18th: wow this movie FUCKS

my assigned tumblr staff incel:

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keksetsu:

prinsaws:

ipecacandcivetoil:

ipecacandcivetoil:

so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know

they actually did a study on this

and ostriches repeatedly found humans more attractive than other ostriches

yes

ostrich farmers have trouble setting up their ostriches with each other because they’re just not interested, they want their farmers instead

it’s incredible

also, ostriches show notable sexual preference

some male ostriches will only display for male humans, some will display for anybody, some will display for female humans only

I can’t believe ostriches are reverse furries

great we gotta kinkshame the fuckin birds now

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guiltygirl:

i like to pretend i’m emotionless but i have at least 200 mood swings a day

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